Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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