why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
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sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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