Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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