it was a shit show
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My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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