It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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