the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
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So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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