He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
seriously i just wanna be friends
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i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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