Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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