i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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