You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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