I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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