so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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