just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
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