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(313): View more from Michigan

i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom

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(347): View more from New York

you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.

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(713): View more from Texas

We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight

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(740): View more from Ohio

Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."

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(585): View more from New York

Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.

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(602): View more from Arizona

Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.

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