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• (712): View more from Iowa

  Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones

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• (631): View more from New York

  Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.

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