you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
operation harelip BJ is a go
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
