Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
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We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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