i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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