I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
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We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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