is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
you inspire me to be a worse person
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
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I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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