Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I wish I only lived at night.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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