have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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