So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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