Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
