I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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I have aggressive nipples.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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