im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
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I need to calm my uterus...
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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