i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
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Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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