But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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