He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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