dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
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HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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