I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
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SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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