I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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