Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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