Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
50% drunk capacity currently
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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