just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I believe in your delicious
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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