David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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