Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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