you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
