ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
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If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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