i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
