Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Never underestimate the power of titties
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