even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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