guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
accomplished twins. life is a go
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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