Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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