dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Damn victory sex feels great
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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