You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I still have a little drunk in my system
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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