Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
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the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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