and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit