I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
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That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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