i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
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woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
FUCK WHALES
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Randomize