this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
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i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
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We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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