i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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