But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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