i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
