What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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