There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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